Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Justin Timberlake or Taylor Hicks?

Okay, I just have to weigh in on this. Seems a bunch of folks are up in arms over whether Justin Timberlake or Taylor Hicks should have been playing as a celebrity at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic.

Taylor Hicks, hands down! It's not like I'm an ongoing fan of his and I'm sure he has a record out but I don't own it (although I have to admit I'm a self-loathing, non-voting American Idol devotee and enjoyed his performances and rooted for him in last year's season). But in this competition, I have to say I'm not so much "voting" for Taylor Hicks as I am against Justin Timberlake.

That squeaky wormish boy-band slangsta actually put out a song about being sexy? He's bringing sexy back? Yeah, to the dollar store where he bought it because it was defective! The kid's got as much sex appeal as a Q-Tip. That's exactly what he looks like. A fricken used Q-Tip. He can get as buff or ripped as he wants, but unless he removes his head, he'll just be a ripped fuzzy Q-Tip. I don't know or care how good of a golfer he is. I don't know that about Taylor, either. But Taylor would never put out a song about being sexy, either.

Umm... did someone say something about sexy?

Phew. I think I just needed a forum to release my pent up JT thoughts. I don't think I've ever expressed an opinion on him one way or the other. It feels good to get it out. It's always nice to disagree with Chris Baldwin, too.

Personally, I like the alternative Patricia gives us in her poll for next year's tournament. Snoop Dogg all the way!

Next post.


Greg said...

Yeah, that was a no-brainer - Snoop Dog is the S to the hizzle!

Anonymous said...

At least Snoop would be funny...I agree with your Timberlake comments - he's just another Dispos-A-Boy-Band ho-hum pretty boy no-talent flash in the pan...

And that's how I REALLY feel...

Patricia said...

Message to Justin: They never take stuff back at the dollar store...even when it's defective. LOL.

I still can't believe how much interest this topic generates, or how many readers that Chris Baldwin personage has.

WTF is that all abt? ...if you'll pardon the expression.

Golfchick said...

I know I was a little late to the party but I just had to get that off my chest.

I guess the Soul Patrol was on a rampage that day! Probably the first time their patrol covered the golf blog beat.

Personage? Think he's an imposter?