Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween!

It's time once again for tricks and treats. Oh yeah, and costumes. Dress up your golf ball this year in this cute but practical costume:

When you send it into the lake to go trick or treating, it will be safe, warm and secure (and can still go home in your goodie bag).

I found this and a lot of other silly golf things at Prank Place.

And a special treat just for my friend Rich at Eatgolf.com:

Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!

Mummy, mummy what's a werewolf?
Be quiet and brush your face.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She didn't take it far enough into the woods!

Why do black cats never shave?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Next post.


Patricia said...

Love that last one. Demons ARE a ghoul's best freind.

Rich from Eat Golf said...

Hahaha nice ones Kristen!

Why couldn't the jack-o'-lantern play golf... he had a scary SLICE...

Why did the skeleton lay up on the par 5.... he had NO GUTS!

..ended up SKULLing it and getting a BOOgy

Why was he playing as a single... he had noBODY to play with..

My jokes are still as bad as ever!