The Jam Boy is back, the Jam Boy is back!

Or is he, really? Sure, he made a post over the weekend, but in it he's already making excuses for being gone for another stint, teasing us with "another update" in the future. And this wasn't much of an update. I mean, we all knew he was smoking crack, right? We just thought he was doing it in Florida.

Don't tease us, Jam Boy! Are you really back?

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